derek can slow dance (⊙‿⊙✿)

asshairs:

lissisthis:

asshairs:

theb0nez0ne:

asshairs:

the other day my boyfriend put on a sour apple condom and used cinnamon flavored lube and when he got it in he looked deeply into my eyes and said “we’re baking an apple pie”

You kinda have a dry vagina

i dont even have a vagina but thx???????????

ok but then how did he look into your eyes

do i really have to explain this


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    Even way, if the cock’s big enough, you use lube.
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